Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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