a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
