well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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