his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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