New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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