hell yes lets make some ravioli
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
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