Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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