my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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