Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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