just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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