I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Dick very happy bro
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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