lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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