physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
