I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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