Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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