Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
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