You're completely useless in the revolution.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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