After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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