i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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