That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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