my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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