I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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