Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
How many fucks given?
0.12846
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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