Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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