was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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