walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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