Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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