Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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