I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
she pinky promised me she was 18
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
40s are totally the cure
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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