Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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