in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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