where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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