question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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