and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Randomize
