very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
honey bunches of taint.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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