Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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