I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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