batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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