Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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