no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
porn star boner night. come get it.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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