Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
i dont even know how to be here
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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