i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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