Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
