So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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