Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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