If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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