bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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