even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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