He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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