Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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