Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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