You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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