Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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