i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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